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Funny Quote Gifts from Men to Drug Counselor Graduation Unique Gifts, Black Coffee Mug, 'All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Drug Counselor' - Main
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US:
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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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Bold, humorous, and heartfelt, this black ceramic mug is designed for Drug Counselors who deserve recognition for their dedication and impact. It’s available in 11 oz or 15 oz capacities and features the quote "All Men Are Created Equal But The Coolest Become A Drug Counselor" — a graduation gift or appreciation token that stands out.

  • Material: Ceramic mug with a durable glaze
  • Color: Black exterior with printed messaging (as shown)
  • Capacity: 11 oz or 15 oz
  • Care: Microwave- and dishwasher-safe
  • Design: Quote printed in a bold, easy-to-read style

This mug serves as a thoughtful and lighthearted recognition of a drug counselor's dedication, making it suitable as a graduation gift, a birthday surprise, or a simple token of appreciation for colleagues and mentors. Its ceramic construction and microwave/dishwasher-safe design support everyday use at home or in the office, helping the recipient start each day with a smile.

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