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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate a substitute teacher who’s smart, sexy, and talented with a durable, travel-ready tumbler that moves from classroom to coffee shop with ease. This funny, thoughtful gift for friends, family, or coworkers carries a laser-engraved message: "Smart, Sexy, Talented - That's Me, Substitute Teacher Extraordinaire!"
- Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to fit daily hydration goals and busy commutes.
- Material & Finish: Stainless steel with a sleek black powder-coated exterior for a modern, durable look.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours.
- Engraving: Laser-engraved, fade-proof message that remains legible over time — not printed or vinyl.
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid with a secure seal to minimize leaks during travel and classroom days.
- Durability: Built to withstand daily handling from morning coffee runs to long teaching days.
- Cup Holder Compatibility: Designed to fit most standard cup holders for easy transport at school, on the road, and beyond.
- Gift-Ready: A distinctive, thoughtful keepsake that shows appreciation for a substitute teacher’s impact.
Beyond function, this tumbler delivers dependable everyday value. Its durable stainless steel and powder-coated finish stand up to busy schedules, while the precise laser-engraved quote provides a lasting, conversation-starting touch. Whether you’re signaling appreciation on a birthday, as a thank-you, or just because, it’s a practical keepsake that travels from classroom to coffee shop with effortless style.
