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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the Smart, Sexy, Talented Advisor in your life with a playful yet heartfelt ornament designed to brighten their holiday season. This oval Funny Quotes Advisor Ornament from friends, family, or coworkers adds humor and appreciation to any Christmas display or desk decor.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a durable, polished look.
- Shape & Display: Classic oval form that fits easily on Christmas trees, mantels, or office shelves.
- Vivid Printing: Sublimation printing brings the bold colors and the featured quote—“Smart Sexy Talented Advisor”—to life with sharp, fade-resistant detail.
- Lightweight & Durable: Lightweight enough to hang anywhere, yet resistant to breaking—ideal for households with kids or pets.
- Gift-Ready: Thoughtful, humorous keepsake that recognizes intelligence, charisma, and talent; a perfect token from friends, family, or coworkers.
- Easy to Hang: Includes a hanging loop for quick display on a tree, corkboard, or display hook.
This oval ornament isn’t just a decoration—it’s a small, meaningful gesture that celebrates an advisor’s wit and capabilities. Its bright, long-lasting colors make the message stand out year after year, turning a simple tree ornament into a cherished keepsake. Whether as a Christmas gift, a holiday desk accent, or a lighthearted desk trophy, it’s sure to bring a smile and spark conversations about the impressive qualities of the advisor in your circle.