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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Meet the "I'm Not Perfect But I'm a Registered Nurse And That's Basically the Same Thing" tumbler—a durable, humorous companion for registered nurses, nursing graduates, and anyone who loves a reliable cup on the go.
- Material & Finish: Stainless steel with a sleek black powder-coated finish for lasting durability and a modern look.
- Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to fit your caffeine habit or all-day hydration needs.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot for hours and cold for hours, so you’re never guessing if your beverage is ready.
- Engraving: Laser-engraved text provides a permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl) for everyday reliability.
- Lid: Included lid offers easy sipping and helps prevent spills during commutes, rounds, or travel.
- Fit & Portability: Fits most cup holders, making it ideal for work, school, and on-the-go moments.
- Gift-ready Use: A humorous, thoughtful gift for nursing graduates, current RNs, or teammates who appreciate a lighthearted nod to the profession.
This tumbler blends practical, long-lasting construction with a playful message that resonates with nurses and nursing students alike. Use it for morning coffee, mid-shift tea, or cold water during long rounds, and enjoy a reliable companion that travels as far as you do.
