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Funny Reporter Gifts for Men from Coworkers - Keychain Assumption Never Wrong, Black Stainless Steel, Graduation Unique
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$24.95
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$49.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet the Funny Reporter Keychain—a compact, durable accessory designed for reporters, journalists, and media enthusiasts. It’s a thoughtful graduation gift and a lighthearted daily reminder of the craft, engraved with the message "I Am A Reporter. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong."
- Material: Black stainless steel that resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration for long-lasting wear.
- Size: Compact 1.57 x 0.87 inches, lightweight and easy to attach to keys, bags, or backpacks.
- Engraving: The exact phrase "I Am A Reporter. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong." etched for durability and legibility.
- Finish: Sleek black finish for a professional, timeless look.
- Durability: Built to withstand daily wear and tear, keeping its look through busy newsroom and field days.
- Gift Ready: Ideal graduation gift or coworker-to-friend token that conveys appreciation with a touch of humor.
Whether you’re heading to a newsroom, campus, or coffee run, this keychain keeps your credentials close at hand and adds a bit of personality to everyday routines. The durable black stainless steel survives daily use without rust or discoloration, while the engraved message stays legible over time. Its compact size ensures it won’t weigh down keys or bags, making it a practical, everyday companion for journalists and media enthusiasts. A memorable gift for graduates stepping into the field or colleagues who appreciate a lighthearted nod to the profession.
