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Funny Sailor Gifts from Friends for Men, Unique Tumbler Designs with Sarcasm Quote, 20oz/30oz Vacuum Insulated Stainless Steel Tumblers for Christmas
Sale price
$39.95
Regular price
$79.95
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
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At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Meet a durable, humorous tumbler built for sailors and the people who gift them. This 20oz/30oz vacuum-insulated stainless steel tumbler carries a bold sarcasm quote: 'I Am A Sailor. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.'
- Available sizes: 20oz and 30oz options to match daily routines and long days at sea or in the office.
- Material and finish: Premium stainless steel with a black powder-coated exterior for a sleek, sturdy look.
- Engraving method: Laser-engraved design for a permanent, fade-proof print (not printed or vinyl).
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours.
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid for easy sipping and secure transport.
- Cup holder compatibility: Fits most standard cup holders, ideal for work, travel, and errands.
- Care: Hand-wash-only to protect finish and engraving over time.
- Gift suitability: A unique, thoughtful gift for sailors, friends, family, or coworkers; especially great as a Christmas gift.
This tumbler isn’t just about keeping beverages at the right temperature—it’s about adding personality to everyday routines. The permanent laser engraving ensures the message stays vibrant through years of daily use, while the durable powder-coated steel handles the hustle of travel, office days, or weekend sails. Choose 20oz for a quick coffee boost or 30oz for extended outings, and enjoy a practical, conversation-starting gift that sailors and water enthusiasts will treasure.
