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Funny Sailor Gifts from Friends - I'm A Tattooed Sailor... - Christmas Oval Ornament for Men, Women, or Family
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Get ready to anchor your Christmas décor with this funny Sailor-themed Oval Ornament. Perfect for the Sailor in your life—whether a friend, family member, or coworker—this distinctive gift is sure to spark smiles anywhere. It proudly features the quote 'I'm A Tattooed Sailor. Just Like A Normal Sailor Except Much Hotter.' in full view.
- Shape: Oval ornament designed to stand out on the Christmas tree or festive displays
- Material & finish: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting shine
- Printing method: Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing for bright, vibrant colors that resist fading and chipping
- Durability: Lightweight yet resilient, ideal for households with children or pets
- Hanging accessory: Comes with a festive gold cord for easy, ready-to-hang decoration
- Gift suitability: A humorous, conversation-starting ornament perfect for friends, family, or coworkers
This Sailor Oval Ornament goes beyond mere decor by delivering a playful moment that enhances holiday gatherings. The durable materials and edge-to-edge print ensure the message remains vivid year after year, while the lightweight design makes it simple to place anywhere—tree branches, mantel shelves, or desk displays. It’s an ideal stocking stuffer, office gift, or personal keepsake for anyone who loves nautical humor with a touch of personality.
