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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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For sailors, friends, and anyone who appreciates a witty touch at the breakfast table, this two-tone ceramic mug blends everyday utility with humorous charm. It carries the confident message: "I Am A Sailor. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong."
- Size & Capacity: 11 oz capacity, a comfortable size for morning coffee, tea, or cocoa.
- Two-Tone Design: Distinctive color combinations—Black & White, Red & White, Navy & White, and Pink & White—adding a touch of elegance to any desk or kitchen.
- Material & Finish: Durable ceramic with a smooth glaze built to withstand daily use.
- Care & Durability: Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy daily cleaning and convenience.
- Iconic Quote: Features the humorous line "I Am A Sailor. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong." to spark smiles.
- Gift Appeal: A thoughtful, lighthearted present for sailors, friends, family, or coworkers, especially as a Christmas gift.
With its practical 11-ounce capacity and easy-care ceramic, this mug slips into everyday routines—from morning coffee to late-night cuppas. The two-tone finish adds a refined look to any kitchen shelf or office desk, making it a subtle daily nod to the Sailor in your life. The humorous quote offers a quick icebreaker and a confidence-boosting moment during busy days, turning ordinary coffee into a lighthearted ritual. Perfect as a Christmas gift or a thoughtful gesture for birthdays, deployments, or simply to show you’re thinking of them.
