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Funny Sailor Gifts, I'm A Tattooed Sailor. Just Like A Normal Sailor Except Much Hotter+, Snowflake Ornament, Christmas Unique Gifts from Friends to Men
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$24.95
Regular price
$49.95
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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A playful, durable snowflake ornament for sailors and nautical humor lovers. This stainless steel piece features the cheeky line: "I'm A Tattooed Sailor. Just Like A Normal Sailor Except Much Hotter +"—a ready-made gift that shines on Christmas trees or mantels.
- Material: Premium stainless steel for durability and safety
- Size: 3.14 inches in diameter, a noticeable yet tree-friendly ornament
- Design: Snowflake shape designed for festive holiday display
- Durability: Shatterproof construction, built to withstand lively celebrations
- Message: Includes the humorous quote “I'm A Tattooed Sailor. Just Like A Normal Sailor Except Much Hotter +”
- Audience: Ideal for sailors, nautical enthusiasts, and men seeking a humorous, thoughtful Christmas gift
This ornament does more than decorate. It captures the sailor’s spirit with humor, creating a memorable moment at holiday gatherings and sparking conversation. Its stainless steel build means it won’t shatter easily and can be enjoyed for years, making it a thoughtful gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate nautical wit. Perfect for gifting or treating yourself, it brings festive cheer to trees, mantels, or desk displays.
