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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Keep beverages at the perfect temperature while celebrating a carpenter’s humor. The I’m A Carpenter tumbler is a durable, laser-engraved companion designed for carpenters, trade professionals, and anyone who loves a good-natured joke on the job.
- Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to match how much you need on a long workday
- Material & Finish: Stainless steel with a sleek black powder coating for a modern, rugged look
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours
- Design: Laser-engraved, fade-proof text—“I'm A Carpenter. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity.”
- Lid: Includes a clear, spill-resistant lid for on-the-go use
- Durability: Built for daily use with a sturdy construction that stands up to the demands of a busy workday
- Fit: Cup-holder friendly so it’s easy to take from site to vehicle to office
- Gift-ready: A unique, humorous gift idea for Christmas, birthdays, or “just because” moments for the carpenter in your life
This tumbler delivers practical benefits without sacrificing personality. The laser-engraved message stays legible over time—no fading or peeling like printed designs—so it remains a reliable daily companion. The combination of durable stainless steel, a powder-coated finish, and reliable insulation ensures you stay hydrated or caffeinated through long shifts, site visits, and travel between jobs. Perfect for gifting to friends, family, or colleagues who love carpentry and a good laugh.
