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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A bold, witty accessory built for tool makers and new graduates who love a good laugh. This Glide lock Clasp Bracelet carries the memorable line: "I'm A Tool Maker. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity." Perfect for gifting or personal celebration milestones.
- Clasp: Glide lock clasp provides secure closure and easy on/off
- Length: 9.05-inch adjustable bracelet to fit most wrists
- Materials: High-quality silver, black stainless steel, and silicone for durability and a comfortable feel
- Finish: Rust- and corrosion-resistant construction with a polished edge
- Design: Sleek, modern look designed to pair with casual or dressier outfits
- Gift-ready packaging: Premium packaging makes it ready to gift without extra wrapping
- Ideal occasions: Graduation, milestones, and occasions celebrating craftsmanship and humor
This bracelet goes beyond a stylish accessory—it's a small daily reminder of skill, dedication, and a sense of humor. The Glide lock clasp ensures secure wear while the durable materials stay looking sharp through everyday use. The adjustable 9.05-inch design guarantees a comfortable fit, whether you're building, tinkering, or stepping across a stage at graduation. The tongue-in-cheek quote breaks the ice in conversations and makes a memorable keepsake for a graduate, mentor, or colleague. Premium packaging adds a touch of ceremony to gifting, while rust-resistant materials help it last as a keepsake for years.
