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Funny Screaming Chickens Cutting Board, Personalized Chicken Gift, Screaming Chicken Kitchen Decor, Custom Hen Cutting Board, Chicken Lover Gift
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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Some kitchens have rules. This one has screaming chickens. 🐔😂

Add a little farm-fresh chaos to the kitchen with this hilarious Screaming Chicken Tempered Glass Cutting Board.

Featuring three wide-eyed chickens who look like they’ve just witnessed something they absolutely cannot unsee, this colorful cutting board is made for chicken lovers with a sense of humor.

Choose the artwork without text for pure chicken chaos—or personalize it with your own funny saying, name, phrase, or inside joke.

Want “RUN, SHE HAS A KNIFE!”? Perfect.

Have an even better family joke? Make it yours.

The personalized option turns this quirky kitchen accessory into a memorable gift for chicken moms, backyard chicken keepers, farmers, homesteaders, cooks, farmhouse lovers, and that friend who somehow has chicken décor in every room.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Available in 8" × 11" and 11" × 15"
• Durable tempered glass
• Textured preparation surface
• Four rubber stability dots help keep the board securely in place
• Vibrant full-color artwork
• Functional kitchen accessory and decorative display piece
• Hand wash recommended to help preserve the design

Perfect for birthdays, Mother's Day, Christmas, housewarmings, hostess gifts, chicken-keeper gifts, or simply for giving someone a kitchen accessory guaranteed to start a conversation.

Because sometimes dinner isn't the most dramatic thing happening in the kitchen.

The chickens have seen things. 🐔

Personalization Box Text

Enter the name or short phrase you would like printed on your cutting board. Please type your wording exactly as you want it to appear.

Example: RUN, SHE HAS A KNIFE!

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