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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet the Security Guard Two Tone Coffee Mug—a ceramic 11oz mug built for security professionals and anyone who appreciates a honest, humorous touch with their daily brew. Featuring the bold message: "I May Be A Security Guard, But I Can't Fix Stupid People," it’s a playful yet practical desk companion.
- Two-Tone Color Options: Choose from Black/White, Red/White, Navy/White, or Pink/White to match personal style or a work badge colorway.
- Ceramic Construction & 11oz Capacity: Durable ceramic mug sized for a satisfying morning coffee or afternoon pick-me-up.
- Printed Quote: Clear, bold typography features the memorable line, making it a conversation starter at break rooms or on patrol.
- Care & Convenience: Microwave-safe for quick reheats and dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning after long shifts.
- Ideal Gift & Keepsake: A thoughtful, lighthearted gift for security guard colleagues, friends, family, or coworkers—perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just-because moments.
Designed for everyday use, this mug blends practicality with personality. The two-tone design adds a touch of style to any desk or break area, while the humorous quote offers a relatable wink at the realities of on-the-job interactions. Whether gifting to a teammate or treating yourself, it’s a reliable, easy-to-care-for mug that brings a smile with every sip.
