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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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A humorous, hard-working companion for Sheriff Deputies and fans alike, this laser-engraved tumbler makes a standout Christmas gift or everyday pick-me-up. Built for on-the-go moments, its bold quote sets the tone for a workday with a wink.
- Capacity: 20oz or 30oz options to fit your daily hydration and caffeine needs
- Material & Finish: Sturdy stainless steel with a sleek black powder coat for durability and a modern look
- Insulation Technology: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps beverages hot or cold for hours
- Design & Durability: Laser-engraved, fade-proof inscription reading “I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Sheriff Deputy And That's Basically The Same Thing”
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid to help prevent leaks during travel
- Cup Holder Compatibility: Sized to fit most car and desk cup holders for easy transport
- Care & Maintenance: Easy to clean and maintain for everyday use
- Gift Appeal: A unique, lighthearted gift that celebrates a deputy’s dedication and sense of humor
This tumbler isn’t just about a funny line—it’s engineered for real-life routines. The double-wall vacuum construction minimizes temperature swings, so your coffee stays hot through early shifts or your iced tea remains refreshing on long drives. The durable stainless steel and powder-coated exterior resist dings and coloring wear, while the permanent laser-engraved message stays readable without peeling or fading. Easy to clean, it’s ready for daily use at work, at home, or on the road. With its distinctive humor and practical design, this tumbler is the perfect way to show appreciation for a Sheriff Deputy who knows they’re not perfect, but they’re pretty great at what they do.
