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Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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This durable tumbler blends humor with everyday practicality, making it a perfect gift for substitute teachers or anyone who needs a little levity on the go. The message on the cup says, "I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Substitute Teacher"—a smile-worthy reminder of the job’s challenges and little wins.
- Capacity: Available in large 20oz and 30oz sizes to keep you hydrated through busy school days.
- Material: Sturdy stainless steel with a protective powder coat for lasting durability and a comfortable grip.
- Insulation: Vacuum-insulated design that helps maintain hot beverages hot and cold beverages cold for hours.
- Design: Bold, humorous quote printed on the tumbler to brighten mornings and midday breaks.
- Use case: Ideal for coffee, tea, water, or any beverage you rely on during bustling teaching days.
- Gift suitability: A unique, lighthearted gift for substitute teachers, coworkers, or family members who appreciate a good laugh.
Designed for daily use, this tumbler combines practical insulation with a playful message to support substitute teachers, educators, or anyone who spends long hours on the move. Its sturdy construction and generous capacity mean fewer refills and more time focusing on what matters—making connections, delivering lessons, and staying refreshed.
Features and details:
- Laser engraved in our workshop – permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl)
- Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look
- Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
- Durable stainless-steel construction built for daily use
- Clear, spill-resistant lid included
- Fits most cup holders – great for work, travel, and errands
Available sizes:
- 20oz – perfect for everyday coffee or tea
- 30oz – ideal for long days and extra hydration
