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Funny Substitute Teacher Christmas Snowflake Ornament Gifts from Friends, Coworkers, Family - 'I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Substitute Teacher' Stainless Steel
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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Celebrate the humor and dedication of substitute teachers with a premium stainless steel snowflake ornament designed for the holidays. Perfect for teachers, friends, coworkers, and family who appreciate the unique charm of substitute teaching—this keepsake adds a bright, lighthearted touch to any festive display.

  • Material: Premium stainless steel for lasting shine, everyday durability, and a safe, smooth finish.
  • Size: 3.14 inches in diameter, a balanced presence on a Christmas tree or desk decor.
  • Design: Shatterproof snowflake silhouette featuring the witty quote, "I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Substitute Teacher And That's Basically The Same Thing."
  • Durability: Built to withstand busy homes and frequent handling while maintaining its polished look year after year.
  • Versatility: ideal for Christmas trees, office décor, or as a thoughtful gift for substitute teachers, teaching colleagues, or family members.
  • Gift Appeal: A distinctive, lighthearted keepsake that honors education and the substitute teaching journey.

This ornament does more than decorate a space—it communicates appreciation, sparks smiles, and serves as a conversation starter about the everyday resilience of teachers. Its durable stainless steel construction ensures it remains a cherished memento for holiday seasons to come, making it a meaningful gift for anyone who understands the unique joys and challenges of substitute teaching.

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