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Funny Substitute Teacher Christmas Snowflake Ornament, If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

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Celebrate classroom resilience with a playful, durable keepsake designed for substitute teachers and their teams. This Funny Substitute Teacher Christmas Snowflake Ornament blends festive charm with a witty classroom message that teachers, students, and friends will appreciate.

  • Material: Stainless steel construction for durability and safety.
  • Size: 3.14 inches in diameter — a perfectly proportioned Christmas tree ornament.
  • Shape: Snowflake design with a lighthearted, classroom-themed touch.
  • Inscription: The exact quote reads: "If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time."
  • Durability: Shatterproof construction that withstands holiday decorating and handling.
  • Gift-ready: Ready to give to substitutes, teachers, families, and colleagues; includes space to add a personal note.

This ornament goes beyond simple decoration. It offers a lighthearted moment during hectic school days, celebrates the grit and humor substitute teachers cultivate, and provides a tangible token of appreciation for educators and teammates. Its compact size fits on most trees, desks, or mantels, while the stainless steel build ensures lasting use for many seasons to come. Gift it to a substitute teacher, a fellow educator, or a friend who loves a good classroom anecdote—and add a personal note to amplify the sentiment.

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