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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the everyday impact of substitute teachers with a durable, witty keepsake. This stainless steel keychain is a thoughtful, gift-ready token for teachers, coworkers, or family members, especially around Christmas or holidays.
- Material: Stainless steel construction that resists rust, corrosion, and discoloration for years of daily use.
- Engraving: Features the exact quote—I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Substitute Teacher And That's Basically The Same Thing—etched for lasting readability.
- Design & Durability: Compact, sturdy keychain built to withstand everyday key handling while staying bright and legible on keys, bags, or lanyards.
- Finish: Smooth, polished surface designed to maintain its look with minimal care.
- Gift-ready: Thoughtful for male or female teachers, coworkers, or family members, ideal as a Christmas or holiday gift.
- Versatility: A practical, memorable keepsake that can accompany keys, backpacks, or ID lanyards.
This keychain offers a tangible way to recognize substitute teachers and the support teams that make classrooms possible. Its lighthearted message invites smiles and conversation, while the engraved text and durable stainless steel construction ensure the token remains legible and bright for years to come.
