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Funny Substitute Teacher Gifts from Friends - Heart Ornament for Christmas, Inspirational Quote, Unique Gifts for Substitute Teacher Women, Men, Coworkers, and Family
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US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Meet a heart-shaped ornament that honors substitutes with humor and warmth. Perfect for substitute teachers, colleagues, and family who value education, it adds a smile to Christmas trees and seasonal decor.

  • Shape: Classic heart-shaped ornament that adds warmth to Christmas trees and seasonal decor.
  • Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a polished look.
  • Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, long-lasting colors across the entire surface.
  • Message: Bold quote: "I'm A Substitute Teacher. Not A Magician But I Can See Why You Might Be Confused."
  • Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for easy display and a touch of elegance.
  • Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it suitable for homes with children or pets.
  • Ideal For: A thoughtful gift for substitute teachers, teachers’ colleagues, coworkers, and family during Christmas, birthdays, or just because.

This ornament blends humor with appreciation, creating a memorable keepsake. Its durable construction and vibrant printing ensure it stays vivid year after year, while the lightweight design makes it easy to display anywhere—from the Christmas tree to a desk or mantel. A charming way to recognize the hard work of substitutes and share a smile with anyone who supports education.

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