Skip to product information
In stock
Funny Substitute Teacher Gifts from Friends, Heart Ornament for Substitute Men, Unique Christmas Unique Gifts, Inspirational I'm Never Wrong Quote
Sale price
$19.95
Regular price
$39.95
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED
Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA
All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Brighten the holidays with a heart-shaped ornament designed for substitute teachers and the friends who love their classroom sass. This playful keepsake adds a touch of humor to trees, desks, or shelves.
- Material: Handcrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a lightweight, durable ornament.
- Finish & Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors across the entire surface.
- Shape: Heart-shaped design that looks charming on Christmas trees, desks, or shelves.
- Hanging Cord: Includes a festive gold cord for easy, elegant display.
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to breaking, ideal for homes with children or pets.
- Gift Use: A thoughtful, humorous gift for substitute teachers, colleagues, friends, or Secret Santa exchanges.
- Quote: Features the witty line, “I Am A Substitute Teacher. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.”
This ornament does more than decorate — it sparks smiles and conversation in staff rooms and living rooms alike. Its bright print and durable build withstand daily holiday hustle, while the sentimental heart shape makes it a memorable keepsake. Ready to display right out of the package with the included gold cord, it’s a lighthearted gift that fits both classroom cheer and home decor.
