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Funny Substitute Teacher Gifts - If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Sub Told You To Do - 2 Tone Coffee Mug for Graduation, Gifts from Friends, Coworkers, or Family
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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.

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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Celebrate a standout substitute with a gift that brings a smile to every morning. This 2-tone ceramic coffee mug is a thoughtful, lighthearted keepsake for graduates, coworkers, friends, or family—a witty nod to classroom moments that lasts beyond the last bell.

  • 2-tone ceramic design: White exterior with a bold black interior and handle for a timeless, versatile look.
  • Humorous message: Features the playful quote that playfully honors the “sub” who guided you through the first time around.
  • Microwave-safe: Ready for quick reheats and busy mornings.
  • Dishwasher-safe: Simple, everyday cleanup for hassle-free use.
  • Ideal gift for graduates and teachers: A charming substitute teacher gift or a thoughtful present from friends, coworkers, or family to celebrate effort, dedication, and memorable classroom moments.

This mug turns a routine coffee break into a moment of recognition. Crafted for durability and everyday use, it pairs well with desks, kitchen counters, or office break rooms. Its timeless two-tone design and witty message make it a memorable keepsake that honors hard work and the humor found in teaching.

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