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Funny Substitute Teacher Gifts, Star Ornament for Christmas Unique Presents from Friends or Family to Substitute Teachers, 'I Am A Substitute Teacher. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong.'
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SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Brighten the holidays with a playful star-shaped ornament that honors the dedication of substitute teachers. Designed for friends, family, and students to gift, it brings a smile to trees, desks, or classroom walls.

  • Shape & design: Star ornament that complements both holiday décor and classroom displays.
  • Material & finish: High-quality MDF with a glossy plastic coating for durability and shine.
  • Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing for bright, fade-resistant colors that stay vibrant over time.
  • Hanging cord: Includes a festive gold hanging cord for easy placement on a Christmas tree, garland, or desk display.
  • Weight & durability: Lightweight yet sturdy, built to withstand busy households with kids or pets.
  • Printed message: Features the humorous line: "I Am A Substitute Teacher. To Save Time Let's Just Assume I'm Never Wrong."
  • Care: Simple wipe-clean maintenance to keep colors looking fresh season after season.

Beyond decoration, this ornament serves as a tangible token of appreciation for substitute teachers who adapt on the fly and keep learning engaging. Its compact, lightweight form fits Christmas trees, classroom walls, or desk spaces, while the witty quote adds a lighthearted moment in busy environments. A thoughtful stocking stuffer or gift from students, parents, or colleagues, it celebrates dedication, readiness, and a can-do spirit—every year.

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