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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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Celebrate the humor and dedication of substitute teachers with a heart-shaped MDF ornament designed as a playful keepsake for current or former substitutes. This festive piece is a personal nod to the flexible, behind-the-scenes work that helps classrooms thrive.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish for a bright, durable look that lasts season after season.
- Print Method: Edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers vibrant, fade-resistant colors that keep the joke crisp over time.
- Shape & Design: Classic heart shape in festive tones that enhances any Christmas display, tree, or garland.
- Hanging Hardware: Comes with a festive gold cord for easy, elegant hanging on trees, garlands, or walls.
- Durability: Lightweight yet resistant to cracking, making it suitable for homes with kids or pets.
- Gift Use: A unique, humorous gift idea for substitute teachers—perfect for men, women, friends, or family.
- Quotable Message: Features the tongue-in-cheek line, “I Became A Substitute Teacher For The Money And Fame” for instant laughs.
This heart ornament goes beyond decoration by offering a thoughtful, lighthearted tribute to substitute teachers. Its durable construction and glossy finish keep colors bright year after year, while the crisp edge-to-edge print ensures the message remains readable from across the room. Hang it on the Christmas tree, adorn a garland, or display it on a desk or shelf to add warmth, humor, and appreciation to any space.
