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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Fun, durable, and perfectly portable, this keychain is designed for substitute teachers who bring humor to the classroom. It showcases a bold message that celebrates both pride and wit: "I'm a substitute teacher. My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity."
- Material: Stainless steel construction for lasting strength and a sleek, polished look.
- Finish: Black coating that provides a modern, low-profile appearance and resists wear.
- Size: 1.57 x 0.87 inches, compact enough to fit on a key ring, backpack, or purse.
- Design: Features the quote prominently for clear readability and instant impact.
- Versatility: Ideal for graduation gifts, teacher gifts, or a fun everyday accessory for educators and students alike.
- Gift-ready: Thoughtful present that arrives prepared to brighten a favorite substitute teacher’s day.
This keychain delivers a small, everyday reminder of the dedication behind substitute teaching while adding a touch of personality to keys or bags. Its durable build and compact footprint make it a practical gift for graduates, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates a clever, lighthearted nod to the teaching profession.
