Skip to product information
Funny Substitute Teacher Star Ornament - 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.'
1/8
  • Funny Substitute Teacher Star Ornament - 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.'
  • Funny Substitute Teacher Star Ornament - 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.'
  • Funny Substitute Teacher Star Ornament - 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.'
  • Funny Substitute Teacher Star Ornament - 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.'
  • Funny Substitute Teacher Star Ornament - 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.'
  • Funny Substitute Teacher Star Ornament - 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.'
  • Funny Substitute Teacher Star Ornament - 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.'
  • Funny Substitute Teacher Star Ornament - 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.'
Funny Substitute Teacher Star Ornament - 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.'

Funny Substitute Teacher Star Ornament - 'If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.'
$19.95 $39.95
Color
In stock
OVER 250,000 GIFTS DELIVERED

Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.

Our commitment to quality and connection is reflected in our glowing 4.8/5 rating from over 10,000 verified reviews. Every gift we send out is a step toward our goal of bringing people closer together, one gift at a time
MADE IN THE USA

All our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE

This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.

At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE

All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

Celebrate the adaptability and dedication of substitute teachers with a festive star ornament that blends humor with heartfelt appreciation. Designed for teachers, staff rooms, and holiday décor lovers, it adds a playful yet meaningful touch to trees, desks, or mantels.

  • Material: Durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished, long-lasting look.
  • Design: Lightweight star shape engineered for easy display and reliable durability in busy households—or classrooms.
  • Printing: Sublimation printing delivers edge-to-edge color that stays vibrant over time.
  • Finish: High-gloss coating provides a festive shine that catches the eye from across the room.
  • Versatility: Ideal as a stocking stuffer, desk decoration, or holiday keepsake for substitutes and teachers.
  • Message: Features the humorous quote—If At First You Don't Succeed, Try Doing What Your Substitute Teacher Told You To Do The First Time.—celebrating following directions with a smile.

This substitute-teacher ornament offers a tangible, cheerful way to recognize the adaptability and dedication of educators. With durable MDF construction and a break-resistant build, it’s built to endure seasons of display. The vibrant sublimation print keeps the humorous message readable and bright, making it a standout piece in any classroom, staff lounge, or home holiday setup.

Related products