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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate a surgeon’s precision with a practical, personality-filled tumbler that’s built to keep up with their demanding days. This 20oz or 30oz vacuum-insulated stainless steel tumbler blends everyday durability with a lighthearted nod to medical mastery—perfect as a Christmas gift from family or a thoughtful surprise for a colleague or friend.
- Laser-engraved design: Permanent, fade-proof engraving that won’t wear off—no prints or vinyl.
- Material & finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look that resists chipping and corrosion.
- Double-wall vacuum insulation: Keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours, so coffee or water stays just right throughout shifts.
- Durable construction: Designed for daily use at work, on the go, or during travel.
- Spill-resistant lid: Clear lid for easy sipping with reliable spill protection.
- Cup holder friendly: Fits most standard cup holders for effortless transport between rounds, clinics, and commutes.
- Two convenient sizes: 20oz or 30oz options to match hydration needs and daily routines.
This humorous surgeon-themed tumbler offers more than a laugh. The quotes “I’m Not Perfect But I’m a Surgeon And That’s Basically the Same Thing” and “I’m Not Perfect But I’m A Surgeon” acknowledge the high standards of the profession with a friendly wink, making it a memorable gift from family or a considerate token for a surgeon you admire. Its durable build and reliable temperature retention mean it’s ready for long days, office hours, or travel, turning a practical mug into a personal keepsake that’s sure to bring a smile.
