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Funny Surgeon Gifts from Men to Women, 'If At First You Don't Succeed' Keychain for Graduation, Black Stainless Steel, Engraved Message, Gifts for Surgeon, Friends, Coworkers, Family
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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.

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MADE IN THE USA

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READY TO GIVE

All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.

SHIPPING INFORMATION

Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.

A playful, durable keychain crafted for the surgeon in your life—perfect for graduation celebrations, medical students, and anyone who loves a little medical humor.

  • Material / Finish: Black stainless steel with a sleek, modern finish that resists rust and discoloration for everyday use.
  • Engraved Message: Permanently etched with the witty quote: “If at first you don't succeed, try doing what your surgeon told you to do the first time.”
  • Design: Compact rectangular tag paired with a sturdy ring, designed to be lightweight yet durable enough for daily carry.
  • Gift-ready Use: An ideal, ready-to-give present for graduates, surgeons, medical students, coworkers, friends, or family in the medical field.
  • Care & Maintenance: Easy to clean and maintain; the engraving stays legible with regular use.

This keychain delivers a touch of humor without sacrificing practicality. It serves as a daily reminder of teamwork and patient care, while its robust construction ensures the joke lasts as long as the friendship. Attach it to keys, a backpack, or a lab coat—and enjoy a practical, lighthearted gift that stands out in any medical setting.

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