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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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Brighten mornings with a smile and a nod to the skill behind every precise decision. This black ceramic mug is the perfect Valentine’s or everyday gift for surgeons, residents, and medical teammates who appreciate a little humor with their coffee.
- Capacity: Available in 11 oz or 15 oz to fit your caffeine needs and desk setup.
- Color & Finish: Sleek black exterior with a clean, high-contrast white print for legible, lasting text.
- Material: Durable ceramic mug designed for daily use and long-lasting value.
- Care & Durability: Microwave safe for quick reheats and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning; print resists fading with regular use.
- Design: Features the humorous quote “I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Surgeon And That's Basically The Same Thing” for a lighthearted, office-friendly vibe.
- Gift-Ready: Thoughtful, ready-to-gift item that suits Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or a simple “thank you” to a surgeon in your life.
Whether they’re charting cases, rounding the ward, or taking a well-deserved coffee break, this mug adds personality to their daily routine. The compact 11 oz is ideal for a quick caffeine fix at the desk, while the 15 oz option keeps up with longer shifts. The bold white typography on a matte-black surface creates a striking contrast that remains easy to read, sip after sip, day after day. It’s a practical keepsake that blends humor with appreciation for a surgeon’s dedication.
