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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This stainless steel tumbler is built for surgeons and the people who love them. Featuring the bold, tongue‑in‑cheek quote “I Became A Surgeon For The Money And Fame,” it makes a memorable Christmas gift or desk staple for medical professionals and friends alike.
- Material & Finish: Durable stainless steel with a sleek black powder‑coated finish for a modern look and a comfortable grip.
- Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz sizes to suit coffee on early rounds or hydration throughout long shifts.
- Insulation: Double‑wall vacuum insulation keeps hot beverages hot and cold drinks cold for hours, ideal for on‑the‑go moments.
- Design: Laser‑engraved lettering provides a permanent, fade‑proof display of the humorous quote (not printed or vinyl).
- Gift Appeal: A unique, conversation‑starter gift for surgeons, residents, and medical colleagues during Christmas or year‑round celebrations.
Whether you’re shopping for a fellow surgeon, a medical student, or someone who appreciates a witty nod to the profession, this tumbler delivers practical performance with personality. It’s sturdy enough for daily use, keeps drinks at the right temperature, and proudly showcases a playful take on the medical field.