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Funny Surgeon Keychain Gifts from Friends for Birthday, 'Keep Calm, I'm (almost) A Surgeon.' Quote, Black Stainless Steel, 1.57 x 0.87 inches
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Estimated delivery times:

US:
 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks

*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products

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Make a surgeon’s birthday memorable with this funny keychain gift. Crafted from black stainless steel, it pairs everyday practicality with a playful message that’s sure to bring a smile.

  • Material: Black stainless steel for durability and a sleek, modern look
  • Size: 1.57 x 0.87 inches (approx. 40 x 22 mm) — compact enough to carry on a keyring
  • Finish: Smooth, matte-black surface that resists scratches and tarnish
  • Engraving: Clear laser-etched quote: “Keep Calm, I’m (almost) A Surgeon.”
  • Design: Minimalist rectangular tag with a sturdy ring for easy attachment to keys, bags, or backpacks
  • Gift-ready: Thoughtful, humorous keepsake ideal for birthdays, congratulations, or simply to celebrate a surgeon’s dedication

This funny surgeon keychain isn’t just a joke; it’s a small daily reminder of hard work and skill. The durable stainless steel construction stands up to daily use, while the compact size keeps pockets and bags uncluttered. It’s a versatile desk companion too—great for a surgeon’s workspace, medical bag, or locker—so the humor travels with them wherever they go.

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