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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
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Elevate the everyday with a witty, practical tumbler designed for the surgeon in your life. This black stainless steel tumbler combines humor with daily usefulness, making it a perfect Valentine’s gift from a thoughtful partner to the woman who dedicates herself to healing others.
- Laser-engraved design: Permanent, fade-proof quote etched in our workshop – “I'm Not Perfect But I'm A Surgeon And That's Basically The Same Thing” (not printed or vinyl).
- Material & finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, durable, modern look.
- Capacity: Available in 20 oz or 30 oz sizes to suit coffee, tea, or hot chocolate on long shifts.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours.
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid included to prevent leaks during rounds, commutes, and travel.
- Durability: Built for daily use in busy hospital environments with robust construction.
- Portability: Fits most cup holders, making it easy to take from home to work to on-the-go errands.
More than just a tumbler, this gift celebrates a surgeon’s commitment with a touch of humor. The laser-engraved quote stays with them through long shifts, rounds, and clinic days, while the double-wall insulation keeps coffee hot in the early hours and beverages refreshingly cold on the go. Its durable build and cup-holder-friendly size make it a practical daily companion, perfect for Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or any moment you want to show appreciation for their hard work.