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Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet the Funny Tool Maker Mug — a thoughtful, lighthearted gift designed for the tool makers, DIYers, and gear enthusiasts in your life. Ideal for Christmas, birthdays, or just because, it blends daily utility with a wink of humor that resonates at the workbench.
- Material: Durable ceramic mug built for everyday use.
- Capacity: 11 oz, perfect for a solid morning brew.
- Design: Two-tone ceramic finish with a contrasting interior and handle for a distinctive, on-desk presence.
- Care: Microwave safe for reheating and dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.
- Humorous Quote: Features the playful line “Don't Trust A Tool Maker That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot” to celebrate the craft with a smile.
- Gift Appeal: A unique, conversation-starting gift for friends, family, or coworkers who love tools, DIY, or engineering.
This mug isn’t just about coffee—it’s about recognizing the hard work and humor that tool makers bring to every project. The durable ceramic construction stands up to daily use, while the bold two-tone design adds personality to any kitchen, workshop, or office mug rack. Whether it’s used for early mornings on the job site or relaxing with a mug at home, it’s sure to become a favorite part of their daily ritual. Give a gift that’s practical, memorable, and genuinely appreciated.
