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Canada: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate a graduate or any umpire fan with a lighthearted, everyday essential. This white ceramic coffee mug pairs sport-inspired humor with practical everyday use. The quote reads: 'Don't Trust An Umpire That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'.
- Size: Available in 11oz and 15oz capacities to suit your coffee needs
- Material: High-quality ceramic for durability and a smooth, easy-to-clean finish
- Color: White ceramic surface that complements any kitchen, desk, or trophy shelf
- Care: Microwave and dishwasher safe for daily use
- Design: Umpire-themed humorous quote designed to bring a smile to baseball fans and supporters
- Gift suitability: Perfect Graduation gift, birthday, or special occasion for umpire lovers
This mug is built to be part of everyday rituals, whether you’re fueling pre-game rituals, late-night study sessions, or celebratory moments after a big win. Its sturdy ceramic feel, combined with a playful message, makes it a memorable and practical gift that stands out from the ordinary.
