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US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Celebrate the wit and dedication of the umpire with a playful star ornament—perfect for Christmas and any umpire enthusiast. The ornament features the quote: "I'm An Umpire. Not A Magician But I Can See Why You Might Be Confused."
- Design & Shape: Star-shaped ornament that stands out on the tree or a shelf with a clean, modern silhouette.
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a durable, polished look.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord for easy hanging and secure display.
- Message: Printed with the humorous line: "I'm An Umpire. Not A Magician But I Can See Why You Might Be Confused."
- Decorative Use: Ideal as a Christmas tree ornament or room decor—great for desks, mantels, or kids’ spaces.
- Gift-ready & Theme: Thoughtful gift for umpire fans, sports enthusiasts, teammates, or coworkers.
- Durability: Lightweight yet built to last; vibrant colors and a sturdy finish help it resist wear over the years.
This ornament adds personality to holiday decor and doubles as a memorable gift. Its durable construction and playful message make it a standout keepsake for the umpire in your life, whether you’re celebrating Christmas, a birthday, or a special milestone. Lightweight enough to hang anywhere, it’s easy to display on a tree, a mantel, or a work desk, bringing a touch of humor and charm to any space.
