Funny Umpire Snowflake Ornament
MADE IN THE USA
Most of our products are made with love in the USA.
HAPPINESS GUARANTEE
This product is backed by our 100% Happiness Guarantee.
At Mallard Moon, we deliver high-quality gifts designed to bring joy and connection. If for any reason you're not 100% satisfied, just reach out. We're committed to making it right, or we'll gladly take it back.
READY TO GIVE
All our products are presentably packaged for hassle-free gifting.
SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
- Premium stainless steel durability—rust-resistant, safe for year‑round display, and designed to maintain its bright, polished look for seasons to come.
- Precise, lasting inscription—the message I Became An Umpire For The Money And Fame is etched with care, ensuring long-term readability and a touch of cheeky humor that fans will appreciate.
- Perfect screen-printed size—with a 3.14-inch diameter, it strikes the ideal balance between eye-catching presence and subtle elegance on any Christmas tree or decorative setup.
- Snowflake design for festive flair—a timeless shape that evokes winter wonder while celebrating the unique spirit of officiating in sports.
- Ready to display—comes with a discreet hanging loop so you can quickly adorn a tree, garland, window, or office cubicle without fuss.