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Bring a playful touch to the holiday decor with a star-shaped ornament crafted for baseball fans and umpire enthusiasts. The bold message reads: "Don't Trust An Umpire That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."
- Shape: Star ornament design for versatile hanging on trees, garlands, or shelves
- Material: MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for durability and a premium look
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, vivid colors that stay true over time
- Hanging cord: Includes a festive gold cord for easy display
- Durability: Lightweight and resistant to breaking, suitable for households with kids or pets
- Care: Easy to wipe clean with a soft cloth
- Gift suitability: A fun, conversation-starting gift for umpire fans, teammates, and baseball lovers
This ornament adds a touch of humor and personality to any holiday setup, while celebrating the game and the umpire’s role. Its durable construction and vivid print make it a lasting keepsake that fans will reach for year after year, whether hung on the tree, showcased on a mantle, or tucked into a festive display. A unique gift idea for friends, family, or coworkers who love baseball, humor, and a good cup of coffee.
