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This funny heart ornament is the perfect playful gift for urban planning enthusiasts and a charming addition to holiday decor. It proudly features the quote 'I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Urban Planner' to spark smiles.
- Material & Finish: Made from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for durable, vibrant printing that lasts.
- Shape & Durability: Heart-shaped ornament that is lightweight and resistant to breaking, ideal for homes with children or pets.
- Hanging Cord: Festive gold cord designed for easy hanging on a Christmas tree or holiday decor.
- Message: Displays the humorous line 'I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Urban Planner' to celebrate urban planners with a smile.
- Gift Appeal: A unique, thoughtful gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate urban planning humor.
This ornament adds personality to your home decor and brings a touch of humor to the holidays. Its high-quality materials and vibrant printing ensure longevity, so the joke—and the joy—last for years. Lightweight and break-resistant, it’s a practical choice for households with kids or pets, and the gold hanging cord makes setup quick and effortless. Whether you’re shopping for an urban planner, a planning colleague, or a friend who loves city design, this ornament is a memorable, lighthearted way to celebrate the season.