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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Meet the Funny Valet Tumbler—a 20oz or 30oz vacuum-insulated stainless steel tumbler designed for the Valet in your life who appreciates a sharp sense of humor. The message is laser-engraved for permanence: "I'm A Valet. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."
- Size options: 20oz or 30oz to fit your daily caffeine needs—from quick mornings to long shifts.
- Color and finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look that hides fingerprints and stands up to daily use.
- Material: Durable stainless steel construction built to last with everyday reliability.
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold for hours.
- Engraving: Laser-engraved in our workshop—permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl).
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid to help prevent leaks during travel or busy days.
- Cup holder compatibility: Fits most cup holders for easy transport at work, on the road, or running errands.
- Care: Hand wash only to preserve the finish and engraving over time.
- Gift-ready appeal: A distinctive, humorous gift—perfect for Christmas, birthdays, or any occasion for the Valet in your life.
This tumbler isn’t just about keeping drinks at the right temperature. It’s a thoughtful, practical gift that celebrates a specific lifestyle with a wink-and-smile moment. Ideal for coworkers, friends, or family who work in valet services, drive-thrus, or any job that blends humor with hustle. The durable build, long-lasting engraving, and on-the-go design make it a standout everyday companion—and a conversation starter on office desks or in car compartments.
