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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the valet in your life with a playful, durable ornament that blends humor and holiday charm. This oval ornament features the bold message: "I'm A Valet. My Level Of Sarcasm Depends On Your Level Of Stupidity."—a fun gift for valet enthusiasts, coworkers, family, and friends.
- Material: Sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish for a long-lasting, fade-resistant design.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge Sublimation delivers vibrant colors around the entire ornament.
- Shape: Oval design that adds a distinctive touch to Christmas trees and desks.
- Finish: High-gloss coating for a polished, premium look.
- Hanging: Lightweight construction with an included festive gold cord for easy display.
- Ideal for gifting: A humorous, thoughtful present for valet professionals, friends, family, and coworkers.
This ornament does more than decorate—it personalizes the holiday experience. The witty message gives a quick smile on a busy day, whether hung on a tree, displayed in an office, or added to a gift bag. Its sturdy construction ensures it endures year after year, while edge-to-edge sublimation preserves vivid colors even after handling. Lightweight and simple to hang with the included gold cord, it makes gifting effortless for valet professionals, friends, family, or coworkers.
