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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Funny Vermont Heart Ornament offers a playful tribute to the Green Mountain State, crafted for Vermont enthusiasts and holiday humor lovers alike. It features the tongue-in-cheek message, "And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont." Made from a sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish, the heart delivers lasting durability. The edge-to-edge Sublimation printing ensures bright, fade-resistant colors that stay vibrant from every angle, while its lightweight design makes it easy to hang on trees, garlands, or mantels.
Features
- Edge-to-edge Sublimation printing: vibrant, fade-resistant colors that cover the entire surface and stay sharp from any view.
- Durable MDF core with high-gloss finish: sturdy construction plus a sleek, easy-clean surface that maintains its shine.
- Lightweight and break-resistant: safe around kids and pets without sacrificing presence or style.
- Festive gold hanging cord included: ready to hang right out of the box for effortless decorating.
- Thoughtful Vermont-themed gift: a humorous nod to the Green Mountain State, ideal for friends, family, or coworkers who love Vermont.
- Versatile display options: perfect on Christmas trees, garlands, wreaths, or wall displays, with easy swaps for seasonal setups.
Final Thoughts
Add a dash of Vermont charm and a good laugh to your holiday decor with this heart ornament. It's a thoughtful, conversation-starting gift for family, friends, or coworkers—order now to brighten someone’s Christmas.
