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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Intro
Celebrate Vermont pride with this Funny Vermont Oval Ornament. Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, it uses edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid color that lasts. The quirky quote, 'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont', is sure to spark smiles on any tree or display. Lightweight and shatter-resistant, it’s safe around kids and pets, and the festive gold cord adds a touch of elegance.
- Vibrant edge-to-edge sublimation prints bright, fade-resistant color from every angle.
- Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss coating for lasting durability.
- Lightweight, shatter-resistant design keeps homes with kids or pets safe.
- Festive gold hanging cord included for immediate, elegant decorating.
- Perfect gift for Vermont enthusiasts and state lovers.
- Humor-laced design sparks conversation about the Green Mountain State.
Final Thoughts
Bring laughter and Vermont pride into your home with a durable keepsake that fits trees, mantels, and desks. This oval ornament blends humor with state love, making it a memorable gift for friends, family, or coworkers. Ready to brighten someone's season? Add to cart now and celebrate the Green Mountain State.
