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Canada: 5-9 business days
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Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Meet a playful, Vermont-loving accessory: the Funny Vermont Quote Glide Lock Clasp Bracelet. This adjustable bracelet blends durable silver-tone metal, black stainless steel, and comfortable silicone for everyday wear. It carries the memorable message 'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont'—a humorous nod to leaving city stress behind for the Green Mountain State. Thoughtful packaging and a secure glide-lock clasp make it a reliable gift for any Vermont enthusiast, friend, or loved one.
Features
- Glide lock clasp provides quick, secure fastening with a clean, low-profile silhouette.
- Adjustable design accommodates a wide range of wrist sizes for a personalized fit.
- Durable blend of silver-tone metal, black stainless steel, and flexible silicone.
- Features the iconic Vermont quote, adding humor and a memorable talking point.
- Premium packaging makes gifting effortless for birthdays, Valentine’s Day, or “just because.”
- Built to withstand daily wear and sweat, maintaining shine over time.
Final Thoughts
This bracelet is a unique, thoughtful gift that blends humor with quality craftsmanship. It’s ideal for Vermont lovers and anyone seeking a conversation starter who values durability and style. Add it to your cart today and celebrate Vermont in style.
