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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Brighten mornings with our Funny Vermont Two Tone Coffee Mug. This 11oz ceramic cup blends playful style with state pride, available in Black/White, Red/White, Navy/White, or Pink/White. It proudly displays the cheeky quote: 'And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont' for a laugh among Vermont fans. Microwave- and dishwasher-safe, it’s ready for daily use at home or in the office.
Features
- 11oz capacity gives a comfortable daily serving.
- Four color combos let you match personal style.
- Durable ceramic stands up to daily wear and washes.
- Microwave and dishwasher safe for quick reheats and easy cleanup.
- Bold Vermont quote adds humor and conversation-starting charm.
- Ergonomic handle provides a secure, comfortable grip.
Final Thoughts
Ideal for Vermont lovers, coffee or tea fans, or office gift exchanges, this mug combines practicality with personality. It makes mornings brighter and gifts memorable. Order the Funny Vermont Two Tone Coffee Mug today and celebrate the Green Mountain State in a truly fun way.
