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Canada: 5-9 business days
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UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
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Escape the chaos of city life with this Funny Vermont White Coffee Mug, a sturdy companion for mornings and quiet moments with a hot cup of joe. Made from high-quality ceramic and offered in 11oz or 15oz sizes, it proudly displays the cheeky quote: “And The Wise One Said F--k This Shit! And Moved To Vermont.” Whether you’re shopping for a Valentine, a friend, or treating yourself, this mug celebrates Vermont’s outdoor spirit with a witty, conversation-starting twist.
Features:
- Premium ceramic build with a comfortable, sturdy handle that stands up to daily use.
- Microwave and dishwasher-safe—practical for busy households without special care.
- Two size options—11oz and 15oz—so you can pick your perfect coffee dose.
- Bold Vermont-themed print featuring the witty quote, designed to spark smiles.
- Durable glaze and print resist chipping, keeping the design legible over time.
Final Thoughts
Designed for Vermont lovers, outdoor enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys a bold joke with their morning brew. This mug elevates everyday routines—whether at home, in a cabin, or at the office—by adding humor and a touch of outdoorsy pride. Ready to gift or treat yourself, it’s a distinctive keepsake that sparks conversation and smiles. Add to cart today and sip with true Vermont spirit.
