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Funny Vice President Gifts, 'Caution: I'm A Retired VP, I Have Stories...' White Coffee Mug for Graduation, Gifts from Friends, Coworkers, or Family
Sale price
$21.95
Regular price
$43.95
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This white ceramic coffee mug is a playful tribute for the retiree who’s earned their stories—and a good laugh. Perfect as a graduation or retirement gift, it’s a thoughtful nod from friends, coworkers, or family.
- Material: High-quality white ceramic built to withstand daily use.
- Capacity: Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes to suit your caffeine needs.
- Design: Bold black typography featuring the humorous line, “Caution: I’m a retired VP, I have stories…”
- Care: Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for easy, everyday cleaning.
- Color/Finish: Classic white mug with a clean, glossy glaze.
This mug delivers a practical, durability-first gift with a personality. It’s ideal for daily use at home or in the office, whether piling into a morning coffee ritual or sharing a wink during a celebration. The combination of reliable ceramic, comfortable handle, and a fun message makes it a memorable keepsake that resonates with anyone who’s climbed the corporate ladder and earned a few legendary stories along the way.
