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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate leadership with a touch of humor. This premium stainless steel Snowflake Ornament is designed for Vice Presidents, executives, and teammates who appreciate a witty, lighthearted gift during the holidays and beyond.
- Material & Finish: Premium stainless steel with a silver-toned finish for lasting beauty.
- Design & Inscription: Intricate snowflake silhouette featuring the centered humorous message: "I Can't Fix Stupid But I'm A Fairly Decent Vice President."
- Durability: Shatterproof construction that stays intact for year‑round display on trees, desks, or shelves.
- Display Versatility: Ideal as a Christmas ornament, office decor, or a thoughtful gift for a Vice President, coworker, or friend.
- Care: Easy to clean with a soft cloth to maintain its bright, polished look.
This ornament combines humor with a durable, premium build, making it a memorable way to show appreciation for leadership and teamwork. Its timeless stainless steel finish resists tarnish, ensuring it remains a bright, enduring keepsake across holiday seasons and office updates.
