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Brighten a vice-principal’s holiday with a humorous, ready-to-hang circle ornament designed for administrators who love their coffee and a good laugh. "Don't Trust A Vice-principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot" captures the playful spirit this season demands.
- Shape & design: Circular ornament featuring a bold, memorable quote that’s easy to read on a Christmas tree, desk, or corkboard.
- Material: Durable MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for a polished, long-lasting look.
- Printing: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, fade-resistant colors that stay vibrant year after year.
- Hanging option: Includes a festive gold cord for quick, classy display on a tree, in an office, or at home.
- Ideal for gifting: A thoughtful present for vice-principals, teachers, coworkers, or family who love humor and coffee.
- Home & office friendly: Safe for households with children or pets and easy to integrate into any decor.
This ornament does more than decorate a space—it acknowledges the unique blend of leadership, daily grind, and caffeine-fueled determination that vice-principals bring to their roles. The durable construction and vibrant print ensure the message remains legible and bright across multiple holiday seasons, while the included gold cord makes display effortless on a tree, desk, or office corkboard. A distinctive, memorable keepsake for anyone who appreciates humor, coffee, and a touch of personality in their holiday décor.
