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Since 2020, our studio in Florida has shipped over 250,000 gifts—and counting.
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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
Celebrate the vice-principal in your life with a bold, humorous bracelet that blends style with office-appropriate wit. Message on the piece reads: “Don't Trust A Vice-principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F*** A Lot”.
- Material and Craftsmanship: Interlaced stainless steel with PU leather for a sturdy, versatile accessory that stays stylish wear after wear.
- Intricate Interlaced Design: A refined weave that complements casual outfits and smarter ensembles.
- Signature Quote: Features the playful line that adds personality and a touch of humor to the gift.
- Versatile Wear: Pairs easily with jeans, business casual, or a smart outfit for special occasions.
- Gift-Ready and Thoughtful: A memorable present for coworkers, friends, or family who appreciate lighthearted, characterful accessories.
- Durability for Daily Wear: Stainless steel accents and PU leather are built to last, resisting wear through everyday use.
This bracelet goes beyond a fashion statement. It offers a lighthearted way to recognize leadership and dedication in administration or education, while staying appropriate for a professional setting. The playful quote invites smiles without overpowering your style, making it a conversation starter at Christmas gatherings, birthdays, or casual coffee catch-ups. Its enduring materials ensure a low-maintenance accessory that ages well with daily wear, so it remains a meaningful reminder of appreciation for years to come.
