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Brighten the holidays for the vice-principal in your life with a gift that blends humor and practicality. This 20oz or 30oz stainless steel tumbler keeps coffee hot and jokes flowing, featuring a laser-engraved message that’s sure to spark a smile: "Don't Trust A Vice-principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot."
- Capacity: Available in 20oz and 30oz options to suit daily caffeine needs and long classroom days.
- Material & Finish: Black powder-coated stainless steel for a sleek, modern look that’s built to last.
- Engraving: Laser-engraved in our workshop for a permanent, fade-proof design (not printed or vinyl).
- Insulation: Double-wall vacuum insulation to keep hot beverages hot and cold drinks refreshing for hours.
- Lid: Clear, spill-resistant lid included for secure, on-the-go use.
- Durability: Sturdy stainless steel construction designed for daily use—whether in classrooms, offices, or meetings.
- Portability: Fits most cup holders, making it ideal for commuting, travel, and school runs.
- Gift Occasion: A thoughtful Christmas gift from friends, colleagues, or family members that blends appreciation with shared humor.
This tumbler isn’t just a practical gadget; it’s a daily nod to the vice-principal who starts early, works hard, and appreciates a moment of humor. The durable build and fade-proof engraving ensure the joke stays sharp through years of daily use, while the insulation supports long prep periods and after-school activities. A spill-resistant lid helps keep drinks secure during commutes, turning coffee into a reliable companion from first bell to last.
