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SHIPPING INFORMATION
Estimated delivery times:
US: 5-7 business days.
Canada: 5-9 business days
Australia/New Zealand: 5-9 business days
UK & EU: 5-7 business days (ships from Amsterdam)
Rest of the world: 2-4 weeks
*addition 1-3 days lead time for personalized products
Please note: We currently do not deliver Canvases to PO Boxes as UPS does not deliver to PO Boxes, so please provide a different address that we can ship to.
This Funny Oval Ornament is a lighthearted keepsake for the vice-principal in your life—perfect for the office, classroom, or home display. It carries a bold message that’s sure to spark smiles: "Don't Trust A Vice-principal That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot".
- Material & Finish: Sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic finish for lasting shine and durability.
- Printing & Colors: Edge-to-edge sublimation delivers bright, vivid colors that resist fading over time.
- Shape & Design: Oval ornament shape with vibrant colors that adds a festive, playful touch to any space.
- Display & Hanging: Festive gold hanging cord for easy display on a Christmas tree, wall hook, or desk stand.
- Durability & practicality: Lightweight yet sturdy and resistant to breaking—ideal for households with kids or pets.
- Gift Suitability: Thoughtful gift from friends, family, or coworkers for Christmas or year-round appreciation.
This ornament turns a simple decoration into a moment of levity and connection. Its vivid print and glossy finish brighten any office or home, while the durable build holds up to daily display. It’s an ideal prop for educators, administrators, or anyone who appreciates a lighthearted joke about coffee and leadership. The easy-to-hang design makes it a hassle-free addition to a tree, desk, or shelf, and its lightweight construction makes it easy to ship—perfect for online orders and last-minute gifting.
